Postma
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postma
this gay ass bitch who feels the need to stare at you 24/7 and try to call you out just bc your booty is better than hers
postma by Idfcanymore March 26, 2019
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Postmadonna
Postmadonna by F1n3 July 19, 2011
portmantbro
A portmanteau is where two or more words are combined to make a new word (e.g. bootylicious, turducken).
A portmantbro is a portmanteau where one of combined words is "bro" (e.g. brogrammer, broga, humphrey brogart, broadkill, etc).
A portmantbro is a portmanteau where one of combined words is "bro" (e.g. brogrammer, broga, humphrey brogart, broadkill, etc).
Me: I tried going to broga for the first time yesterday, turns out it was a bunch of brogrammers. I was totally broadkill.
Grandma: Can you go a single sentence without using a portmantbro?
Me: Chillax Humphrey Brogart.
Grandma: Can you go a single sentence without using a portmantbro?
Me: Chillax Humphrey Brogart.
portmantbro by Loren David Newman January 4, 2013
Postal 2
Postal 2 by Dankus Memeus420 March 24, 2018
Lick Her Postage Stamp
Lick Her Postage Stamp by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
postamory
noun
From post (after) and amory (love), postamory is the state or practice of having no further romantic relationships due to poor history with relationships.
From post (after) and amory (love), postamory is the state or practice of having no further romantic relationships due to poor history with relationships.
I've had it! Every relationship I've been in has been a total disaster! Forget polyamory . . . I'm postamory!
postamory by Max C. Webster, III April 7, 2010
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