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when one proceeds to kneel, rest one hand against the wall and masturbate with the other hand

yo dude, i awoke last night to see my roommate Zak postin' on his bed

postin' by Ryan Maroney September 13, 2006

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postin

To be in a state of relaxation.
To act as a post.

What you up to? Nothin, just postin.

postin by Playa Duke January 27, 2004

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postin

to chill.
to be chillen.
as if you were posted on a wall, your doin nothing,
your postin.

hey dude, what are you doin right now?

nothing man, just postin at my house.

postin by postin girl December 23, 2009

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postin

kickin' it, chillin on the couch. sometimes watching "Herbie: Fully Loaded" with the niggas, and sometimes just chillin.

"Yo Jay"
"Whats good"
"Im postinnnn"
"Erpel-stilskin"

postin by PostinFaDays November 28, 2012

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postin

to look at someone violently, mugging, bad look
(the bay area)

stussie: why dat nigga postin out the window??
b-town: we betta run, he planin a drive by...

postin by sandNword June 20, 2010

postin up

To post up is to chill somewhere. For example, someones home, a street, or any other location.

-Where you at?

-I'm just postin up at my crib.

postin up by Mark Connor December 17, 2008

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postin' up

1. to hang out or chill somewhere
derived from the Houston rapper Paul Wall

"hey man what are you doing tonight?"
"Hey I'm just postin' up at Tony's tonight."

postin' up by kellen l. November 28, 2007

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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