postheating 

When you accidentally leave the oven on, but are unwilling to admit to your significant other that you're an idiot.

SO: Did you forget to turn the oven off?
YOU: No, I'm just postheating.

postheating by thentzel July 31, 2006

Postabating 

Continuously posting by yourself on an Internet forum.

Man where did everybody go I feel like I am postabating here in the TOAK.

Postabating by Uncle Chesterwood December 22, 2014

Postexting 

Texting your friend or anyone within arms-reach with post-its.
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting

As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"

As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"

As an adverb: "..." not really

Postexting by AYL April 1, 2009

Poteating 

The act of acquiescing after being subjected to intense peer pressure.

After being ridiculed about his effeminate car, Markeith was caught poteating when he went out and bought a new car that same day.

Poteating by Lootmon June 8, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022