postheating

When you accidentally leave the oven on, but are unwilling to admit to your significant other that you're an idiot.

SO: Did you forget to turn the oven off?
YOU: No, I'm just postheating.

by thentzel July 31, 2006

Postabating

Continuously posting by yourself on an Internet forum.

Man where did everybody go I feel like I am postabating here in the TOAK.

by Uncle Chesterwood December 22, 2014

Postexting

Texting your friend or anyone within arms-reach with post-its.
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting

As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"

As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"

As an adverb: "..." not really

by AYL April 1, 2009

Poteating

The act of acquiescing after being subjected to intense peer pressure.

After being ridiculed about his effeminate car, Markeith was caught poteating when he went out and bought a new car that same day.

by Lootmon June 8, 2019