“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”
by Lootmon November 23, 2019
PTDS - Panic Then Delegate Syndrome. Condition in which a manufactured crisis arises and instead of ignoring it , the person goes into a frenzy and assigns one of his subordinates unreasonable actions in an effort to fix a completely normal situation.
“Everything was going great today at work until Sam gave me 10 actions that needed to be completed by 3:00 pm. All of them have nothing to do with my job!” “I know man, Sam suffers from PTDS...”
by Lootmon May 11, 2021
UBO: Ultimate Bottom Out - when a woman straddles a man’s cock with her legs wrapped around him so he can penetrate the deepest and “bottom out” in her.
“Hey baby, it’s been a rough week and I need some deep dicking. You up for an UBO?” “Fuck Yeah I am!”
by Lootmon April 12, 2024
After being ridiculed about his effeminate car, Markeith was caught poteating when he went out and bought a new car that same day.
by Lootmon June 09, 2019
Dick Lick Picnic DLP - when a normal situation completely falls apart and there’s nothing you can do about it.
by Lootmon July 31, 2018
When Kristina has trouble sleeping I give her a massive dose of my CockQuil. She falls right asleep every time.
by Lootmon November 15, 2023
The sensation that overcomes one’s body from participating in multiple monster rallies or SvS rally in Evony.
by Lootmon April 12, 2024