Definitions by Lootmon

UBO 

UBO: Ultimate Bottom Out - when a woman straddles a man’s cock with her legs wrapped around him so he can penetrate the deepest and “bottom out” in her.

“Hey baby, it’s been a rough week and I need some deep dicking. You up for an UBO?” “Fuck Yeah I am!”

UBO by Lootmon April 12, 2024

Rallygasm 

The sensation that overcomes one’s body from participating in multiple monster rallies or SvS rally in Evony.

“Is BD ok?” “Yeah man, he’s just having a massive Rallygasm from all the rallies going on!”

Rallygasm by Lootmon April 12, 2024

CockQuil 

When you give your woman so much dick that you put her ass to sleep

When Kristina has trouble sleeping I give her a massive dose of my CockQuil. She falls right asleep every time.

CockQuil by Lootmon November 14, 2023

PTDS 

PTDS - Panic Then Delegate Syndrome. Condition in which a manufactured crisis arises and instead of ignoring it , the person goes into a frenzy and assigns one of his subordinates unreasonable actions in an effort to fix a completely normal situation.

“Everything was going great today at work until Sam gave me 10 actions that needed to be completed by 3:00 pm. All of them have nothing to do with my job!” “I know man, Sam suffers from PTDS...”

PTDS by Lootmon May 11, 2021

Pencil stache 

The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.

“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”

Pencil stache by Lootmon November 23, 2019

Poteating 

The act of acquiescing after being subjected to intense peer pressure.

After being ridiculed about his effeminate car, Markeith was caught poteating when he went out and bought a new car that same day.

Poteating by Lootmon June 8, 2019

DLP 

Dick Lick Picnic DLP - when a normal situation completely falls apart and there’s nothing you can do about it.

“Yesterday’s meeting started off well, but when John started speaking, it turned into a total DLP!

DLP by Lootmon July 31, 2018