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post4post by Iiitsyogirl December 29, 2023
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Postosterone
Postosterone by Al Dente June 7, 2019
postpose
Proposing an action after already having completed it. Specifically in the case of asking permission for something you've already done.
Sic. asking somebody for permission to do something you've already done.
Sic. asking somebody for permission to do something you've already done.
I postposed to my roommate that I borrow her computer for the afternoon after filling it with sand when my etch-a-sketch broke.
postpose by The Eighth Empire February 22, 2008
Postposterous
Way beyond the aftermath of anything preposterous. Looooong after preposterous has been beaten into the ground so much it turns into coal, then diamonds. The source should have just given up ages ago, they're just old.
Postposterous by SQLbait December 18, 2010
postanostical
post - after
an - not
ost - bone/boner
ical - of or relating to
Adjective used after an an action that does NOT cause a boner.
an - not
ost - bone/boner
ical - of or relating to
Adjective used after an an action that does NOT cause a boner.
Her postanostical voice kept me unhorny for a week.
or
Her unpostanostical walk made it HARD for me to chase after her.
or
Her unpostanostical walk made it HARD for me to chase after her.
postanostical by Post An Ost Ical November 30, 2009
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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