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postpose 

Proposing an action after already having completed it. Specifically in the case of asking permission for something you've already done.

Sic. asking somebody for permission to do something you've already done.
I postposed to my roommate that I borrow her computer for the afternoon after filling it with sand when my etch-a-sketch broke.
postpose by The Eighth Empire February 22, 2008
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Postpone YIG Depression 

A disorder caused by leaving the Youth In Government program. Most common in yiggers who have commited to YIG with their heart and soul. Youth in Government is a program led by the YMCA that teaches kids about government. Symptomes are sadness, depression, lack of communication, flashbacks, and strong urges to search for YIG delegates. Treatement is provided by going to YIG reunions in order to search for lost connections.
-Woah, this person just came from YIG. Never have i knew someone could be this sad.
- Oh, I think he has the postpone YIG depression. It happends to yiggers
Postpone YIG Depression by dama21 August 12, 2012

Postpseudoinverseantiintroactivismicality 

the process of, or the act there of, (after the fact) partial assembly of re-assembled parts of technological equipment for the purposes of unobtrusive theft
Postpseudoinversantiintroactivismicality was when we realise how (and why) all our computers were stolen

Postposterous 

Way beyond the aftermath of anything preposterous. Looooong after preposterous has been beaten into the ground so much it turns into coal, then diamonds. The source should have just given up ages ago, they're just old.
That Leisure Suit is postposterous.
Postposterous by SQLbait December 18, 2010

Postponed Birthday Sex 

to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!
He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.

postponed 

cause or arrange for (something) to take place at a time later than that first scheduled.
Due to circumstances beyond our control, the event has now been postponed. Please hold on to your tickets as we try to look for new dates
postponed by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020

postponement 

the action of postponing something; deferral.
The postponement of the film’s sequel has held cinema-goers in eager anticipation for several months.
postponement by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

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