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Snow Possum
Snow Possum by GibsDat February 9, 2022
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Possum's Tangle
A sticky, problematic situation where the outcome is unknown and could lead to unforeseen consequences. A slang definition of a dilemma.
"I was trying to drive down the interstate but the traffic was terrible, then I heard there was a possum's tangle a few miles out."
"Everything was going alright that night at the party, but then when the cops showed up, we were in a real possum's tangle."
"Sorry I'm late, but I got myself into a real possum's tangle on the way here"
"Everything was going alright that night at the party, but then when the cops showed up, we were in a real possum's tangle."
"Sorry I'm late, but I got myself into a real possum's tangle on the way here"
Possum's Tangle by dumpsterdiver8 November 19, 2010
patter possum
This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson and the Patterson brothers . Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.
Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead ?? Nah, it’s a Patter Possum he’s fucked up though.
patter possum by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018
roof possum
Domestic electrician. One that sticks solely to domestic work and lives in the roofs of homes, fearful of other types of work in the trade such as commercial or industrial.
roof possum by Goat Standard 3000:2018 June 26, 2018
possum on a gum bush
Bill: did you see that car flip over the guard rail?
Jack: well , possum on a gum bush, Bill, I've never seen anything like it before in my whole life
Jack: well , possum on a gum bush, Bill, I've never seen anything like it before in my whole life
possum on a gum bush by Ocho-sinco January 28, 2017
Virtual Possum
When driving slowly down a suburban street, bouncing the frontal hydraulics of your car quickly up and down, simulating driving over roadkill.
Virtual Possum by Vladamir July 29, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.