Posishtuation. 

A combination of "position: and situation." Only to be used when intoxicated. If someone is in a bad "posishtuation" they are most certainly fucked. However, if they are in a good "posishtuation" they are most certainly being fucked, at a high velocity.

Negative: "Ay, mang. I'm in a baaadgh posishtuation. I need to drive home in 15 minutes and I chann't fuckin' sthand uph."

Positive: "Gheezus, the gurl sure is in a damn good posishuation to be takin' dick. On the counter and shit."

Posishtuation. by Beansly October 22, 2009

posituation 

when you are in a position of a bad sitituation

stop putting me in these posituations!!!

posituation by manda_5759_3741 August 29, 2005

Posituation 

And position and a situation at the same time

If I was in a Posituation I would be mad because I don’t do anything.

Posituation by Vc.tt July 18, 2021