Posishtuation.

A combination of "position: and situation." Only to be used when intoxicated. If someone is in a bad "posishtuation" they are most certainly fucked. However, if they are in a good "posishtuation" they are most certainly being fucked, at a high velocity.

Negative: "Ay, mang. I'm in a baaadgh posishtuation. I need to drive home in 15 minutes and I chann't fuckin' sthand uph."

Positive: "Gheezus, the gurl sure is in a damn good posishuation to be takin' dick. On the counter and shit."

Posishtuation. by Beansly October 22, 2009

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posituation

when you are in a position of a bad sitituation

stop putting me in these posituations!!!

posituation by manda_5759_3741 August 29, 2005

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Posituation

And position and a situation at the same time

If I was in a Posituation I would be mad because I don’t do anything.

Posituation by Vc.tt July 18, 2021

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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