polysituationship

When people are situationship polyglots.

Guy1: "Is Bob now dating Cecile? I thought he was seeing Alice, they seemed to have a really great vibe together."
Guy2: "Ah, it's just the odd week, Alice has the kids. I think they're both on Bob's polysituationship programme. Bob likes to look after the single MILFs. They like him back."

by Borosss October 5, 2022

Posituationship

When opportunity meets the right timing and you are in the position to pursue someone

We’re in a posituationship where you are in Atlanta and I’m single.

by Brenchy February 20, 2024