poser coupe 

Any compact imported economy car, usually Japanese in origin, that has been excessively modified so as to resemble some bastardized, twisted mockery of a sports car, but has had little, if any serious performance related modification. To add to the illusion of being a performance vehicle, Fart Cannon mufflers are often added also to make the vehicle sound powerful to the untrained ear.

"Check out that dumb shit in the poser coupe!"

"HAHAHA That soccer mom in the minivan just left him in the dust!"

poser coupe by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Eliza Coupe Has The Power Over Every Robles 

Eliza Coupe Has The Power Over Every Robles

Eliza Coupe Has The Power Over Every Robles

Eliza Coupe Has The Power Over Every Robles by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Eliza Coupe Has The Power Over Every Robles Except Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles 

Eliza Coupe Has The Power Over Every Robles Except Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Eliza Coupe Has The Power Over Every Robles Except Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Eliza Coupe Has The Power Over Every Robles Except Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Eliza Coupe Has The Power Over Every Robles Except Add Angel Demitri Estrada Hellstrom Jose Messenger Oak Robles Soler 

Eliza Coupe Has The Power Over Every Robles Except Add Angel Demitri Estrada Hellstrom Jose Messenger Oak Robles Soler

Eliza Coupe Has The Power Over Every Robles Except Add Angel Demitri Estrada Hellstrom Jose Messenger Oak Robles Soler

Eliza Coupe Has The Power Over Every Robles Except Add Angel Demitri Estrada Hellstrom Jose Messenger Oak Robles Soler by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

The Power Of Boners Compels You 

When You "Can't" Do Something But Then A Simple, Usually Three-To-Six Word, Offer Changes Your Mind

Person 1: I Told Her No But She Reeled Me In With Promises Of Maid Cat-Girls And Titties.
Person 2:The Power Of Boners Compels You.
Person 1:What Did You Say?
Person 2:Nothing, Nothing, Nothing At All

The Power Of Boners Compels You by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

the power of christ compells you 

Used only when you see a girl so ugly she causes you to stop whatever it is that you are doing and respond with this phrase. Not used everyday but only in emergency situations.

James: Dang that gurl is nice
Pat: Did you see them legs on that fine gurl..
James: Oh god dont look!
Pat: Wat?
(Ugly chick abnormally saunters by)
Pat: OOOOOH! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! AWAY DEMON! BEGGORAAAH!

the power of christ compells you by Pat and James February 1, 2006