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portalizing by MightyMomNom March 27, 2015
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Portalingus
I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.
Portalingus by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011
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Postulizing
The act of theorizing some incredulous idea, specifically one that is being spoken to other members of the conversation that are sitting in another room (hearing the same theory from whatever television show is on).
Person 1:What he say!
Person 2: Dr. House said "When did you come across this new information?"(in reference to one doctor saying that Foreman was black unlike the white patient with the same disease)
Person 1: Because Foreman's African the disease will spread different than in the white guy I bet.
Person 2: That's what they just said!
Person 1: Well, that's what I was postulizing would happen.
Person 2: Dr. House said "When did you come across this new information?"(in reference to one doctor saying that Foreman was black unlike the white patient with the same disease)
Person 1: Because Foreman's African the disease will spread different than in the white guy I bet.
Person 2: That's what they just said!
Person 1: Well, that's what I was postulizing would happen.
Postulizing by The Wadd January 7, 2010
portalling
portalling by shexeh shhaushageshs June 29, 2011
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.