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port pussy 

Noun; prostitutes who frequent ports of call. They are the port version of a lot lizard.
My friend canceled his cruise so i picked up some port pussy as my plus one
port pussy by Lizerdoodle December 5, 2021
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Port-a-Pussy

When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.

See “Shit Poking” for the male version.
Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.

John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.

portapussy 

A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.
The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.
portapussy by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006

Potpussy 

The area below the belt on a over weight female that hangs down and obscures the vagina. Also known as a gunt or front butt.
Dear God, that fat girl's potpussy keeps jiggling long after she stops moving.
Potpussy by The Zane May 10, 2010

Portapussy 

Extremely stanky. The stankiest pussy of all time. Usually describing a fat bitch or a whore.
Guy 1: Yo did you see her?!?

Guy 2: Na don't even try to hit that shit. That girl's got a portapussy
Portapussy by Jjliamnes January 1, 2018
This is the sister of the porpoise and it loves eating dick, anything with 2 legs and a penis its all over it!
"Damn that porpussy is all over his dick man!". Random old guy in the back of the stage--"And thats not even a human!"
Porpussy by Niggachu killer June 29, 2019
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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