Akit's definitions
Lorraine's cousin is Steve and they are cousins. Since they have a child, the child calls Steve: cousin daddy.
by Akit February 29, 2004
Get the cousin daddymug. Stupid character for the television show "The Simpsons." He is the principal of Springfield Elementary and he runs the school like a hellhole.
He loves Edna, a fellow employee, lives with his mother, Agnus, and a former vietnam hero.
He loves Edna, a fellow employee, lives with his mother, Agnus, and a former vietnam hero.
by Akit February 29, 2004
Get the principal skinnermug. A certain type of beer that trailer trash people drink.
They frequently drink "Blue Ribbon" beer, or if they are lucky, miller lite.
They frequently drink "Blue Ribbon" beer, or if they are lucky, miller lite.
by Akit February 29, 2004
Get the trailer park beermug. Britney Spears gets botox shots because her smoking makes her pussy look like she had sex 200 times.
by Akit March 1, 2004
Get the botoxmug. Low-brow television, unscripted material from actual people. People may be suffering or under stress.
Also: most reality TV shows characters contain at least a high majority of white people, one token black person, one token asian person, and one token hispanic person.
Also: most reality TV shows characters contain at least a high majority of white people, one token black person, one token asian person, and one token hispanic person.
by Akit February 29, 2004
Get the reality tvmug. The unfortunate occurance for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.
by Akit February 29, 2004
Get the scabby dmug. Located in the USA, these "board members" and their "president" are basically the mafia and/or terrorists.
They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."
They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.
They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!
Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.
What did we learn today? Kick their ass!
They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."
They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.
They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!
Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.
What did we learn today? Kick their ass!
Here's a simple headline for you: "HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATIONS FILE MORE THAN 4000 FORECLOSURES ANNUALLY - MOSTLY AGAINST HISPANICS"
Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.
Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.
by Akit April 4, 2004
Get the homeowner's associationmug.