pornjam

When all of a users internet porn browsing comes to a standstill.

When you click a link on a TGP (thumbnail gallery post) and instead of opening the gallery of the clicked thumbnail you get a new TGP instead. Once or twice doesn't constitute a pornjam. After half a dozen attempts and you're not getting anywhere you're pornjammed.

by MrHate June 6, 2011

pornament

any small nick-nak or ornament that has a sexual resemblance.

oh thats a nice pornament you have on your mantle piece

by grammar-chiefs July 2, 2011

Pornjacked

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.

by dsm1 June 27, 2012

pornament

noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.

Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.

by Katie Oh! December 7, 2006

Lawn Pornament

Any seasonal lawn decoration that has been or can be used as a sex doll or sex toy. Can be inflatable or rigid and may or may not be modified to support deviant acts.

My grandma called the police when she saw a drunk college student from down the street defiling her prized inflatable Santa Claus. When the Police arrived, they found him passed out holding a Christmas elf. He had apparently sealed the deal with Donner, Prancer, Rudolph's mouth, and Frosty the Snow Man. When questioned, he claimed that he became addicted to Lawn Pornaments after dropping acid while watching a Family Guy marathon.

by tidycat72 December 8, 2009

pornament

Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls

Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!

by Springbreaker December 21, 2006

poonjam

To really stick it to someone. To screw someone over. To give someone a good dicking.

My boss is going to poonjam me by making me work on saturday.

I got poojamed at the DMV last week, they suspended my liscense.

by bad stone January 27, 2010