pornam 

A "pornam" is a porn amateur. (pronounced PORN-am) A "pornam" is someone who is photographed or videoed being nude or having sex, but they are not famous like a very small number of porn stars.

In past decades, porn was almost exclusively acted by a very small number of porn stars. There were very few AMATEUR photos or films. The reason was that there was NO PLACE where you could legally get the film developed. Today, since there are digital cameras, you don't need to get FILM developed: videos and images are instantly available and once it gets on the internet, it stays there forever. (The reason is that you can make an infinite number of copies without losing quality.)

There are still a few porn stars who are famous presently, but the millions of other people you see in X-rated photos and videos on the internet are AMATEUR porn actors or models, or "pornams." They are not stars.

Guy 1: “Hey, what do you call somebody who is in one of those amateur porn videos on the internet? A porn star?”

Guy 2: “No, they’re just regular people. They’re pornams.”

pornam by demographic-man January 10, 2013

pornam 

A "pornam" is a porn amateur. (pronounced PORN-am) A "pornam" is someone who is photographed or videoed being nude or having sex, but they are not famous like a very small number of porn stars.

In past decades, porn was almost exclusively acted by a very small number of porn stars. There were very few AMATEUR photos, films or videos. The reason was that there was NO PLACE where amateurs could LEGALLY get photographic film developed. Today, since there are digital cameras, you don't need to get FILM developed: videos and images are instantly available and once it gets on the Internet, it stays there forever. (The reason is that you can make an infinite number of copies without losing quality.)

There are still a few porn stars who are famous presently, but the millions of other people you see in X-rated photos and videos on the internet are AMATEUR porn actors or models, or "pornams." They are not stars.

Guy 1: “Hey, what do you call somebody who is in one of those amateur porn videos on line? A porn star?”

Guy 2: “No, they’re just regular people. They’re pornams.”

pornam by demographic-man December 20, 2013

pornanza 

A bonanza of porn.

I've never seen so much porn in one place at one time, it's a pornanza!

pornanza by Mr. Cardboard July 5, 2012

Pornumentary 

Pornumentary is the play by play description of an occurring sexual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their sexual activity can be heard by others.

The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.

Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?

Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!

Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!

Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!

Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!

Pornumentary by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008

Playstation Pornable

What's a playstation pornable you ask, well its pretty damn easy to figure out, It's a PSP filled with porn. Many people might have this in fact and not know the actually know what to call it but here it is: the Playstation pornable. I imagine those that have it have large memory card for porn, and an average size card just play games (if they play games when they aren't fapping to images of playboy girls or watching their favorite Girls Gone Wild videos) so noone will suspect of using their PSP of holding porn. This is also great for those who have 500 gb HDD full of porn, but like to have their porn to be portable which coincidentally is where pornable comes from: portable porn.

Little brother: "hey bro can i borrow your PSP to play Sonic?" Bigbrother : "Sure lil'bro" *hands him psp* *little brother turns on psp Little brother : "Oh my why are there naked ladies on here , and what is she doing to that other naked lady?" 0.0 Big Brother: -Oh Shit i gave him my playstation pornable memory card instead of giving him the gaming one- "ugh lil'bro just hand the the PSP to me and I'll buy you your own PSP if we keep this our own little secret" Little brother: "OK, will mine have naked ladies too?" Big Brother: "Hell no"

Playstation Pornable by Danfire0 August 17, 2009

pornomime 

Pornomime is a term created by Panic! At The Disco in their popular music video for their song, Build God Then We'll Talk, in 2007. It shows a man dressed as, you guessed it, a mime doing sexual acts with the air. There is nobody and nothing there, which is the mime part of Pornomime, and porno.. is the sexual side.

Guy 1: Yo, dude have you seen Panic!'s music vid for Build God?
Guy 2: The one with the Pornomime theme?
Guy 1: Yeah!

pornomime by SomeFruitOnTheInternet December 30, 2016

poonami

poo-nah-mee NOUN

1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).

2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.

Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).

1. (splash) "Whoa... poonami!"

2. "Poonami alert - do NOT go in there!"

poonami by canoebrain November 9, 2012