porngry

when someone with an addiction to pornography has withdrawals

-What's wrong with Joe today?
-I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he has a porn addiction.
-Oh, he most be porngry.

by aeytch October 28, 2021

Pornery

Ugly and unpleasant in disposition, brought on by the discontinuation of watching porn or jacking off. Similar to nicotine withdrawal.

After Kyle's computer was taken away, he became pornery in the absence of porn.

When he quit smoking he was ornery, however when he quit jacking off he became pornery.

by kipchoogey July 23, 2010

Pornguyver

1) n. Someone with the uncanny ability to find or access pornography from any device that could in any way, shape, or form connect to the internet.

2) v. Someone with the uncanny ability to destroy any and all computers with their reckless need to visit questionable pornography sites.

Definition 1)
Guy1: Your brother managed to pull up porn on my toaster.
Guy2: He's Pornguyver, what can I say?

Definition 2)
Guy1: Hey, can you come fix my computer, it's dead?
Guy2: What happened, did your brother Pornguyver it again?

by MephistoQC May 1, 2008

porngram

Text, IM, or email sex.

Wait outside while I read this porngram that just came in from my quantum fuck.

by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009

porngy

When you use multiple computer screens to watch different porn at the same time, so that you imagine yourself in an orgy with all of them.

Dude, I just bought a third monitor for the sole purpose of having a porngy.

Forever alone, bro. Forever alone.

by Bonne Jovi October 28, 2013

porngrind

Grindcore characterized by sexual themes, vocals that range from pitchshifted growls to absurdly high-pitched screams, and groove-based riffing. Due to pornogrind's often misogynistic and homophobic imagery, many fans of political grindcore detest the subgenre.

Porngrind bands include GUT, Blood Duster and early Cock and Ball Torture.

by conius November 20, 2007

Pornguyver

Someone going to great lengths to rig up elaborate (and sometimes dangerous) setups to view multiple pornography sources simultaneously.

Guy1: Did you see my brothers new setup?
Guy2: No...
Guy1: Basically it's 5 old monitors from a pawn shop hooked to 3 computers with no case all perched on a closet door sitting between 2 cinder blocks sitting across his bathtub. Oh, and Pornguyver's got a projector running too.

by MephistoQC May 2, 2008