porngry
-What's wrong with Joe today?
-I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he has a porn addiction.
-Oh, he most be porngry.
-I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he has a porn addiction.
-Oh, he most be porngry.
Words you can keep
Pornery
Ugly and unpleasant in disposition, brought on by the discontinuation of watching porn or jacking off. Similar to nicotine withdrawal.
After Kyle's computer was taken away, he became pornery in the absence of porn.
When he quit smoking he was ornery, however when he quit jacking off he became pornery.
When he quit smoking he was ornery, however when he quit jacking off he became pornery.
Pornery by kipchoogey July 23, 2010
Related Words
porngry • Poongry • porngrind • Pornguyver • Pornery • porngram • Porngrampaphy • Porngreement • porngy • Porntry
Pornguyver
1) n. Someone with the uncanny ability to find or access pornography from any device that could in any way, shape, or form connect to the internet.
2) v. Someone with the uncanny ability to destroy any and all computers with their reckless need to visit questionable pornography sites.
2) v. Someone with the uncanny ability to destroy any and all computers with their reckless need to visit questionable pornography sites.
Definition 1)
Guy1: Your brother managed to pull up porn on my toaster.
Guy2: He's Pornguyver, what can I say?
Definition 2)
Guy1: Hey, can you come fix my computer, it's dead?
Guy2: What happened, did your brother Pornguyver it again?
Guy1: Your brother managed to pull up porn on my toaster.
Guy2: He's Pornguyver, what can I say?
Definition 2)
Guy1: Hey, can you come fix my computer, it's dead?
Guy2: What happened, did your brother Pornguyver it again?
Pornguyver by MephistoQC May 1, 2008
porngram
porngram by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009
Pornguyver
Someone going to great lengths to rig up elaborate (and sometimes dangerous) setups to view multiple pornography sources simultaneously.
Guy1: Did you see my brothers new setup?
Guy2: No...
Guy1: Basically it's 5 old monitors from a pawn shop hooked to 3 computers with no case all perched on a closet door sitting between 2 cinder blocks sitting across his bathtub. Oh, and Pornguyver's got a projector running too.
Guy2: No...
Guy1: Basically it's 5 old monitors from a pawn shop hooked to 3 computers with no case all perched on a closet door sitting between 2 cinder blocks sitting across his bathtub. Oh, and Pornguyver's got a projector running too.
Pornguyver by MephistoQC May 2, 2008
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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