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When you use multiple computer screens to watch different porn at the same time, so that you imagine yourself in an orgy with all of them.
Dude, I just bought a third monitor for the sole purpose of having a porngy.

Forever alone, bro. Forever alone.
porngy by Bonne Jovi October 28, 2013
Words you can keep
You misspelled Pornhub (You're most likely on mobile)
I'm gonna go watch some pornyub, FUCK I MISSPELLED IT
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orgy porgy 

One of the greatest activities in Aldus Huxley's Brave New World. When people get together, sing, take drugs and have group sex, they call it an orgy porgy.
See also: gangbang
I have a shitload of soma, call all your guitar playing friends for an orgy porgy!
orgy porgy by kitsaronas October 17, 2008

Pornythologist 

Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species.
David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist.

Morgy Porgy 

noun: term of endearment for a fat, ginger pet cat
Morgy Porgy by ze original squids November 24, 2019
When you have big fingers and accidentally hit g instead of h
I meant to type pornhub but typed porngub because of my big fingers
Porngub by Furrys aren't shit November 28, 2019

Pornguyver 

1) n. Someone with the uncanny ability to find or access pornography from any device that could in any way, shape, or form connect to the internet.

2) v. Someone with the uncanny ability to destroy any and all computers with their reckless need to visit questionable pornography sites.
Definition 1)
Guy1: Your brother managed to pull up porn on my toaster.
Guy2: He's Pornguyver, what can I say?

Definition 2)
Guy1: Hey, can you come fix my computer, it's dead?
Guy2: What happened, did your brother Pornguyver it again?
Pornguyver by MephistoQC May 1, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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