porngy

When you use multiple computer screens to watch different porn at the same time, so that you imagine yourself in an orgy with all of them.

Dude, I just bought a third monitor for the sole purpose of having a porngy.

Forever alone, bro. Forever alone.

by Bonne Jovi October 28, 2013

pornyub

You misspelled Pornhub (You're most likely on mobile)

I'm gonna go watch some pornyub, FUCK I MISSPELLED IT

by TheyTookAllGoodNames May 25, 2020

orgy porgy

One of the greatest activities in Aldus Huxley's Brave New World. When people get together, sing, take drugs and have group sex, they call it an orgy porgy.
See also: gangbang

I have a shitload of soma, call all your guitar playing friends for an orgy porgy!

by kitsaronas October 17, 2008

Pornythologist

Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species.

David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist.

by David Andrew Greenheld February 4, 2009

Morgy Porgy

noun: term of endearment for a fat, ginger pet cat

Oh, come here, you Morgy Porgy.

by ze original squids November 24, 2019

Porngub

When you have big fingers and accidentally hit g instead of h

I meant to type pornhub but typed porngub because of my big fingers

by Furrys aren't shit November 28, 2019

Pornguyver

1) n. Someone with the uncanny ability to find or access pornography from any device that could in any way, shape, or form connect to the internet.

2) v. Someone with the uncanny ability to destroy any and all computers with their reckless need to visit questionable pornography sites.

Definition 1)
Guy1: Your brother managed to pull up porn on my toaster.
Guy2: He's Pornguyver, what can I say?

Definition 2)
Guy1: Hey, can you come fix my computer, it's dead?
Guy2: What happened, did your brother Pornguyver it again?

by MephistoQC May 1, 2008