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orgy porgy 

One of the greatest activities in Aldus Huxley's Brave New World. When people get together, sing, take drugs and have group sex, they call it an orgy porgy.
See also: gangbang
I have a shitload of soma, call all your guitar playing friends for an orgy porgy!
orgy porgy by kitsaronas October 17, 2008

Pornythologist 

Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species.
David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist.

Morgy Porgy 

noun: term of endearment for a fat, ginger pet cat
Morgy Porgy by ze original squids November 24, 2019
When you have big fingers and accidentally hit g instead of h
I meant to type pornhub but typed porngub because of my big fingers
Porngub by Furrys aren't shit November 28, 2019

Pornguyver 

1) n. Someone with the uncanny ability to find or access pornography from any device that could in any way, shape, or form connect to the internet.

2) v. Someone with the uncanny ability to destroy any and all computers with their reckless need to visit questionable pornography sites.
Definition 1)
Guy1: Your brother managed to pull up porn on my toaster.
Guy2: He's Pornguyver, what can I say?

Definition 2)
Guy1: Hey, can you come fix my computer, it's dead?
Guy2: What happened, did your brother Pornguyver it again?
Pornguyver by MephistoQC May 1, 2008