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When you don't have access to a bathroom and really have to poop so you become frustrated, irritable, and angry.
"I'm in the car with my boyfriend right now and he's really poongry"

"I'm so poongry"
Poongry by MarkedByMunson October 8, 2017
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A state of red-faced anger resulting from trying very hard to poop, most common in newborns.

An amalgum of pooping and angry invented to describe the frequently observed squealing and grunting of newborns while they learn to defecate.
Dad: "Why's the baby so upset right now?"
Mom: "He's just poongry. He'll soon be happy but need a change... hopefully it's not a diaper blowout!"
poongry by ermabire May 31, 2018
When you have been without your smartphone for a while and can't wait to get on it and check messages and social media.
When my daughter gets home from school, she's always phongry.
phongry by Yogirl67 June 12, 2018
The immense hunger sensation that takes over an individual after a great big shit...or poo.
Mike: Man, I just took a wicked shit! Lets eat, im starving!

John: Must be the poogry kicking in.
Poogry by zzzxxx December 9, 2008

poongress report 

A progress report concerning the status of the girl a guy is trying to have sex with. Furthermore, this term is used to describe how close a guy is to having sex with a girl and/or the details if said guy has already hooked up with said girl.
I know you are going out with that slut Ashley tonight and I expect you to text me a poongress report later.
poongress report by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011

Poongrimage 

A long journey to a distant land for the purpose of smashing some hot pussy
Johnny made a poongrimage to Nevada over the weekend some tap some hot pussy
Poongrimage by D Flawless November 8, 2021

poongrillz

When too much cheese is left on the taco:
I got poongrillz all over my face
poongrillz by Poongrillz September 26, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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