3 definitions by Petunia Farmer

Text, IM, or email sex.
Wait outside while I read this porngram that just came in from my quantum fuck.
by Petunia Farmer January 20, 2009
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1 Sexual interaction by means of e-mail, IM or text messaging.

2 The person with whom you have virtual sex.
My Quantum Fuck is incredibly hot. Last night he quantum fucked me so well I lost the ability to type for a few minutes.
by Petunia Farmer January 20, 2009
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Sex by means of electronic media, ie e-mail, IM, or text messaging
I hate it when the connection goes down right in the middle of virtual sex.
by Petunia Farmer January 20, 2009
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