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People who non-stop post porn threads in /b/.
Pornfag: loli thread
/b/tard: (insert random anime picture here) shut up pornfag
pornfag by whenthathomebrewhits November 11, 2019
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Pornagraphic Memory 

Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.
Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.
Pornagraphic Memory by Mocoholi August 14, 2010
The disbelief and utter sexual frustration when having smart peers in a class.
Ex. Viraj had pornage when he walked into his entrepreneurship class. All the girls were smarter than him.
pornage by virajisicky November 24, 2010

pornagrapher 

A person who films or makes his or her own porn.

A Person who doesnt download random girls or men naked on there phone or ipod and earns it or man up and ask his/her girl or man to make porn/poses for them to get them through the day
Random person 1: DUDE, Why do you have porn on your phone you sick monkey?
cool random person 2:CHILLAX man I made it with my girl!
Random person1: What does that make you then?
cool random person 2:A pornagrapher

pornagenic 

Sleezy, extra sexy time, when something is said seductively.
Matt read the lyrics to White Snake's Slide it in very pornagenicly, it was creepy.
pornagenic by Anonymous7373 March 27, 2015

porntage 

n. A montage of pornography.
ety. Blend of "porn" and "montage".
I used my split-screen computer to watch a porntage last night. It was intense.
porntage by Oz Etzion March 5, 2006

pornageddon 

The sudden end of porn experienced when a content provider or social network removes all content showing nudity or sexual acts. It can also happen when the ability to search for porn content is removed.
Remember the pornageddon of 2013 when tumblr removed all porn terms from its search function? Do you think imgur will ever try that?
pornageddon by farticles December 28, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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