by Mocoholi November 09, 2010
Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.
Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.
by Mocoholi August 15, 2010
Someone who post urban dictionary definitions about someone that they loved because they've probably been pussy whipped.
Jack:Hey what are you doing?
Brad:Writing about how great Susie is on the urban dictionary.
Jack:Wow you're such an Urban Bitch
Brad:Writing about how great Susie is on the urban dictionary.
Jack:Wow you're such an Urban Bitch
by Mocoholi September 21, 2010
When someone meets a girl so hot/awesome they feel obligated to go write a definition about her on the Urban Dictionary. Of course if the girl knew this she'd probably get a restraining order.
Jack:Hey what's Bob up to?
Bill:Oh,hes writing a definition about that girl Laura he met yesterday, creepy right?
Jack:The poor bastards been Urban Bitch Whipped
Bill:Oh,hes writing a definition about that girl Laura he met yesterday, creepy right?
Jack:The poor bastards been Urban Bitch Whipped
by Mocoholi September 21, 2010
The act of taking out someones door knob while there asleep with the lights off, so that you can then place your dick inside the hole where the doorknob once stood. Once the dick is in the hole you then proceed to knock on the door, in result some poor unsuspecting soul(probably one of your friends) comes to open the door, therefor having him grab hold of your dick, so that you can brag about it the next day.
One night, a group of friends decided to play a prank on young Dylan, by unscrewing his doorknob and shoving their dick in the hole, and then knocking. Little did poor Dylan know that he was about to get knobbed, and that nothing but a dick awaiting the grip of his hand. The friends all had a good laugh, and little Dylan was scarred for life.
by Mocoholi September 02, 2010
When Brad saw his group of friends he wasn't in the mood to talk to, he just slipped on his Imuffs so that he wasn't obligated to reply to their hello's.
by Mocoholi September 21, 2010
by Mocoholi December 23, 2010