Poonbaby 

An ubiquitous object that offers many great stimulatory-related perks. If one is dubbed a poonbaby, one must be extremely proud of their new title; and furthermore must spread their poonbaby steeze throughout their country of origin.
Poonbabies are all over the world, but are a rarity and are subsequently not easily found.
In essence, a poonbaby is similar to a babythug; one which has steeze that flows like the waters of the river Nile. A poonbaby has magical properties, can make dragons explode, and is embossed in a celestial hue that fades to indigo.
Poonbabies generally tend to congregate at Newbury College in Brookline, Massachusetts.

A poonbaby is not to be confused with poon, which is a vagina.

"I met a poonbaby earlier...She granted me three magical wishes: 1) Pussy 2) Money 3) Weed."

Poonbaby by SabAsh December 16, 2008

pornbaby 

(Noun) 1) a child born of the result of a condom breaking on set (like while filming, like between two actors who didn't really know each other, like why didn't she just get an abortion?), 2) someone who is completely worthless and knows it but tries anyway, 3) an emotional bully who preys on easy targets to avoid becoming prey itself, typically because neither parent wanted anything to do with it, and it's very existence defies all logic, 4) the next item in a series of a random list with a common theme, much like this next porn baby: 5) the time in seconds after taking a shit that it takes for a dingleberry to finally drop of its own free will.

For example:

good lord just STFU you fukken pornbaby nobody cares what you have to say

this porn baby's been going on 6 seconds and it's still arguing.

this porn baby's growing a stinktooth

pornbaby by theoneandonlyzenkenone December 14, 2021

Poon Baby 

One who is cowardice or lacking any fervor.

"What you mean you dont wanna come to the show?"
"My Mom said i cant..."
"Man, you ain't nothing but a little Poon Baby!"

Poon Baby by Cronktoculous 3000 January 4, 2008

poobaby 

to say someone has excreted or to affend them. If you say sum one is a poobaby it means there mum is a poo or slightly constipated, therefore a mum joke...vo

'you stood on my poobaby'...meanin you stood on my excretion/ chlid

poobaby by Joely Smith November 10, 2006

poosbaby 

A small child that had a bad birth defect and causes it to only say poosbaby

Omg, my baby is only saying POOSBABY!! i think it has a birth defect.

poosbaby by Poosbabby September 18, 2023