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a guy who buys porn,porn video and porn music CDs for minors usualy for a fee.
The porn man's here. Lets go get some porn.
porn man by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009
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creeper man porn

creeper man so hot uhhhh yea uh basicly u watch and after a millisecond u instantly bust so xd
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Management Porn 

Graphs, diagrams and meaningless reports produced solely for the gratification of management.
Manager: I don't understand?
Techy: Oh. I should have generated some Management Porn.
Management Porn by SomePoorTechy October 10, 2008

poor mans porn

using an educational video (eg. how to put on a condom) as an excuse for porn.
i dont want to look up real porn to i looked up poor mans porn
poor mans porn by hoop the scoop April 14, 2017
Pornman is an evil supervillain that takes form as a parasite that infects a host. The Nutfest is a week-long event starting on December first where the top 10 people who failed No Nut November the fastest are put into a hunger games like ring for a week to survive. Unknowingly, guards will intently murder them all until one remains.. But the suevivor gets no reward, no merit. In fact, they get less than disapproval in becoming Pornman. He is a supervillain that can telekenetically cause people to commit innappropriate acts such as gaping, jerking, and having sexual intercourse within public spaces. His goal is to cause Nutmageddon where everybody fails at once, which means that theoretically the biggest nutfest is hosted, wiping out the entire planet into a free for all and leaving the last one standing with a crippling depression and weakness. If unsuccessful, then after NNN and Nutfest, Pornman will be replaced as usual.
Using Pornman to refer to the entity is a common definition but it can refer to innaproprate people with vulgar language, and people with Porn addictions. A draw is the event where Pornman nuts first, which means he is entered into Nutfest and has the chance to become the Pornman for another year. Currently Sergei Rachmaninoff has been the Pornman for three hundred and forty two millenia.
Chris: Wanna hang out?
Gru: Not right now, I'm watching porn
Chris: In November at 12:01 AM? Quit being a Pornman!
Pornman by SinsLife79 September 21, 2023
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