Pornman

Pornman is an evil supervillain that takes form as a parasite that infects a host. The Nutfest is a week-long event starting on December first where the top 10 people who failed No Nut November the fastest are put into a hunger games like ring for a week to survive. Unknowingly, guards will intently murder them all until one remains.. But the suevivor gets no reward, no merit. In fact, they get less than disapproval in becoming Pornman. He is a supervillain that can telekenetically cause people to commit innappropriate acts such as gaping, jerking, and having sexual intercourse within public spaces. His goal is to cause Nutmageddon where everybody fails at once, which means that theoretically the biggest nutfest is hosted, wiping out the entire planet into a free for all and leaving the last one standing with a crippling depression and weakness. If unsuccessful, then after NNN and Nutfest, Pornman will be replaced as usual.
Using Pornman to refer to the entity is a common definition but it can refer to innaproprate people with vulgar language, and people with Porn addictions. A draw is the event where Pornman nuts first, which means he is entered into Nutfest and has the chance to become the Pornman for another year. Currently Sergei Rachmaninoff has been the Pornman for three hundred and forty two millenia.

Chris: Wanna hang out?
Gru: Not right now, I'm watching porn
Chris: In November at 12:01 AM? Quit being a Pornman!

by SinsLife79 September 21, 2023

portmantbro

A portmanteau is where two or more words are combined to make a new word (e.g. bootylicious, turducken).

A portmantbro is a portmanteau where one of combined words is "bro" (e.g. brogrammer, broga, humphrey brogart, broadkill, etc).

Me: I tried going to broga for the first time yesterday, turns out it was a bunch of brogrammers. I was totally broadkill.

Grandma: Can you go a single sentence without using a portmantbro?

Me: Chillax Humphrey Brogart.

by Loren David Newman January 4, 2013

pornanza

A bonanza of porn.

I've never seen so much porn in one place at one time, it's a pornanza!

by Mr. Cardboard July 5, 2012

portmanteau

The combination of two or more words to create a new word. Also known as a frankenword or blend.

(sources: tnellen.com/cybereng/lit_terms and the wikipedia)

smog is the combination of smoke and fog

Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky is loaded with portmanteau words.

by insignis April 15, 2005

Portmania

The description of obsession over Natalie Portman.

<guy> "I really like Natalie Portman."

<girl> "Oh, you suffer from Portmania."

by Michael Kerr May 24, 2005

Portmanthusiast

One who is such an enthusiast of combining two or more words into a new word, that they describe this passion by creating a portmanteau (a combination of two or more words into a new word) with the words enthusiast and portmanteau.

The word portmanthusiast is a portmanteau

by bTreezy August 3, 2012

pornanoia

Noun: a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational fear that one has left pornography open on their computer's desktop; that one has left their pornographic magazines out in plain view; that one has left a pornographic DVD in the family room DVD player.

Matt would have had his computer repaired at Best Buy, but pornanoia kept from handing it over lest they stumble across his collection of lesbian videos.

by Tokens Only October 27, 2007