porn dog 

a porn dog is a man or woman that watches porn all of the time.

I came home the other night and my roommate Hershel was on the couch watching porn. Dude, that's all he does is watch porn. Hershel is such a porn dog.

porn dog by Pinky Walker. FeeFee December 8, 2009

porn dog bastard 

A dirty/kinky and almost greasy person.

Andy you dirty porn dog bastard, stop doggy-ing birds with your superman underwear still on, you little creature.

porn dog bastard by Peter Valerio December 14, 2009

Dog Porn

The act of filming yourself having sex with a dog, famously done by Lauren White and a husky dog.

"Oh hey did you see the picture of Lauren and that husky?"

"Yes, dog porn at it's best"

Dog Porn by Whatupmotherfucker March 24, 2009

Dog Porn

The stimulating and exciting sight (for dogs) provided by any dude who rides a skateboard through a city park densely inhabited by people with dogs

Man I crossed Central park today on my Z flex Cruiser and became "dog porn" for all the crazed canines being walked by their owners

Dog Porn by SkaterDudeHell September 7, 2016

Dog Porn

What any Skater Dude creates when he rides his skateboard through a crowded city park inhabited by peoples' dogs. The dogs freak out and chase you down.

Man don't skate through that park at 6pm or you'll become dog porn

Dog Porn by SkaterDudeHell September 7, 2016

doggie porn 

Media for the gratification of dog lovers' general, non-sexual appreciation of dogs.

Border collie rescue websites and pictures therein: "The girlfriend _so_ wants a pet and she surfs doggie porn every day."

doggie porn by Ray! April 24, 2006

porndog 

When you have sex with a girl while she is on her period. After you get your (Oscar Mayer) weiner covered in red (ketchup), you stick the meat between her buns.
So you have a weiner, ketchup, and a bun -- the nasty pornstar way.

I gave your sister the porndog last night.

porndog by Penny Trateshun April 26, 2007