Dog Porn

The stimulating and exciting sight (for dogs) provided by any dude who rides a skateboard through a city park densely inhabited by people with dogs
Man I crossed Central park today on my Z flex Cruiser and became "dog porn" for all the crazed canines being walked by their owners
by SkaterDudeHell February 19, 2016
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Dog Porn

What any Skater Dude creates when he rides his skateboard through a crowded city park inhabited by peoples' dogs. The dogs freak out and chase you down.
Man don't skate through that park at 6pm or you'll become dog porn
by SkaterDudeHell February 19, 2016
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