porchview

Porchview is where rednecks go when they don't have enough money to go on an expensive vacation. Can't afford that trip to Myrtle Beach or Tennessee? Just head out to Porchview, your home away from home, and sip some sweet tea while watching the kids play in the yard.

"Come on, Gail, let's go to Porchview!"

"It's been a while since I've had a smoke. I think I'll go light one up at Porchview."

by marshallu18 February 4, 2021

Porchie

Noun.

Short for porch negro...a black person who loves massa and furthering the agenda of white supremacy. See also: Candace Owens

Someone ask that porchie Klandace Owens if all lives mattered why only black lives are being taken without consequence.

by Kimosabi the Wise June 23, 2020

Porchies

When consuming 40 ounce bottles of beer and/or malt liquor on a porch like setting.

It's a beautiful night out, but shit we ain't got but a few dollars, no gas, and wanna get drunk w/ our homies. This calls for porchies!

by Wordsworthl3ss August 6, 2010

pornoview

That large xray machine the TSA uses at airport security to display a naked view of unsuspecting travelers.

Hey Bill, after I pass through the pornoview machine I'll meet you at the airport lounge.

by wb7ond August 15, 2011

porchie

A marijuana smoke session that takes place on a porch

My old lady won't let me smoke inside anymore, so I got to resort to porchies.

by Jimmyjames27 May 19, 2014

Porchie

When your buddy calls you late at night and wants to have an ice cold beer with you on the front porch.

Alex - “Hey Dan, wanna come over and have a porchie?”
Dan - “Sure, what’s going on bud?”
Alex - “Well I got my sister pregnant again.”
Dan - “Sounds like a good night for a Porchie”

by Tim Boyle August 2, 2019