popter

What a person called us, mistakenly trying to pronounce the word “poptart” a insult to ones body form

Olivia: YOU FUCKIN POPTER

Finn: w-what?

Olivia: POP. TER. I MEANT POPTART

popter by POPTER MASTER March 8, 2021

Peter Popper 

The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.

"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"

Peter Popper by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013

Dent Popper 

When you get fresh with a woman and you find out that one of her nipples is inverted so you have to perform a “Dent Popper” on the problem area by violently and swiftly sucking on the nipple until you feel it pop back out in your mouth.

I was getting fresh with Tina and when she took her shirt off I noticed her left nipple was inverted like an Indiana pothole so I performed the infamous Dent Popper on her.

I had to move away quickly as she got mad and tried to hit me.

She got over it tho because her nipple was popped back out. It was longer than the other one so that shit was whack.

Dent Popper by fat obese lady April 15, 2018

Picker popper 

Jalapeno peppers is shaped like dicks two Mexicans eat them inside the stuff is spicy dick

May I take your order how about the picker poppers

Picker popper by Kingofdick February 15, 2019

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

pooter shooter by jpg3 August 28, 2010

popperbate

to goon out on poppers while in an intense jack off session

dude i got some good popperbate time in yesteday and shot a huge load.

popperbate by popperbator January 21, 2009

President Poptart 

An increasingly popular and derisive nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Hardcore on the surface but intellectually and psychologically “soft” on the inside, President Poptart wants us to see him as a hard bargaining dealmaker who fights for America; unfortunately it is a mere mask to cover his greedy agenda.

President Poptart by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019