What a person called us, mistakenly trying to pronounce the word “poptart” a insult to ones body form
by POPTER MASTER March 8, 2021
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"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"
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When you get fresh with a woman and you find out that one of her nipples is inverted so you have to perform a “Dent Popper” on the problem area by violently and swiftly sucking on the nipple until you feel it pop back out in your mouth.
I was getting fresh with Tina and when she took her shirt off I noticed her left nipple was inverted like an Indiana pothole so I performed the infamous Dent Popper on her.
I had to move away quickly as she got mad and tried to hit me.
She got over it tho because her nipple was popped back out. It was longer than the other one so that shit was whack.
I had to move away quickly as she got mad and tried to hit me.
She got over it tho because her nipple was popped back out. It was longer than the other one so that shit was whack.
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During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"
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Get the popperbate mug.Hardcore on the surface but intellectually and psychologically “soft” on the inside, President Poptart wants us to see him as a hard bargaining dealmaker who fights for America; unfortunately it is a mere mask to cover his greedy agenda.
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