poltergeisted 

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you for new person and you randomly punch replacement in the mouth.

Paige:Her new man just got knocked out by a stranger.
Sara: Naw he got poltergeisted cuz she ghosts people.

poltergeisted by Debo68 December 14, 2020

poltergeisted 

Poltergeisted: Verb: When someone you love slowly disappears over time while physically and emotionally hurting you in the process.

Poltergeisted is like ghosting except it last a lot longer and hurts 100x worse.

poltergeisted by Supes2511 May 10, 2018

Poltergeisted 

When a ghost fucks with shit around you and you can’t do shit about it.

Bill: Why did the cup just fly across the room
Bobby: Oh shit we just got poltergeisted. We gotta move outta here

Poltergeisted by Gastly April 23, 2023

the poltergeist 

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.

Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.

the poltergeist by notjimmeratall March 28, 2017

poltergeist 

A kind of ghost or aparition that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)

that place is haunted by a poltergeist

poltergeist by Capt_Capacitor April 16, 2005

poltergeist 

A kind of ghost that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:
"Polter" = to make knocking sounds
"Geist" = German for "ghost"

the house is haunted by a poltergeist

poltergeist by Achim S. April 14, 2006

poltergeist 

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes

girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.

poltergeist by vladimir February 23, 2004