poppy dick 

The smallest thing visible to the human eye.

Person 1: what's that small thing over there in his general genital area?
Person 2: *puts on thick lensed glasses* oh my he has a poppy dick
Person 1 & 2: *major gasping*

poppy dick by gman berg March 28, 2017

poopy dick 

When you're done fucking the rectum, you're dick is poopy.

Damn bitch, you gave me one hell of a poopy dick

poopy dick by Rick March 6, 2003

puppy dick

A slang word for a guy with a small penis

sandy said alex had a puppy dick and laughed in his face

puppy dick by ed dirty walls January 2, 2009

poopy dick 

one's cock who is cover in poo. see also joe burton.

joe burton has a mad poopy dick.

poopy dick by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003

poopy dick 

An act of retaliation involving a sample of human excrement and a person named Richard.

He awoke with a hangover and the undeniably aweful smell of feces on his chest, suggesting that he truly was a poopy dick.

poopy dick by BFT April 14, 2003

Poopy Dick 

A man who during anal sex encounters human feces. That feces enters the dick hole and stops him from urinating properly.

Yo I want to have anal but I don’t want to have poopy dick

Poopy Dick by Itztoplesss June 20, 2018

Sloppy Poopy Dick 

When you just fucked somebody in the anus and when you pull out you gots poo all over your dick! Pretty self explainitory!

Kyle has a sloppy poop dick from doing richard in the anusleaving him with a soggy anus (please refer to soggy anus for further explanation)

Sloppy Poopy Dick by CookiePuss January 5, 2005