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poetter
To consistently and deliberately keep trying to break something that does not need fixing. In addition, the new "fix" _must not_ aim to provide any compatibility with what it was supposed to "fix", e.g. everything else should be rebuilt from scratch to accommodate said "fix".
1. verb
to poetter (pøtɐ)
2. noun
A poetter is someone who is poettering (pøtɐɪŋ)
1. verb
to poetter (pøtɐ)
2. noun
A poetter is someone who is poettering (pøtɐɪŋ)
Related Words
popetastic • popeta • popet • popeto • Popetron • Pope Tap • pope tard • Pope Thief • Pope time • Pope Tipping
Poet-Prophet
Poet-Prophet; Meaning someone with a creative ability to think and write words with new meanings, that will be used in present times today and for the many future years waiting to begin to exist.
Poet-Prophet by MillYentei DYSlick December 8, 2020
The Poet
The Poet by Brian Knowles July 21, 2011
she-poet
A sub-genre of a predominantly male "Instapoets" demographic on Instagram that focus on the topic of womanly lust and desires, mostly from the perspective and interpretation of the male narrative figure. Not to be confused with misogynists, the she-poet yearns to obtain a metaphysical connection between a current and/or past love interest through a narrow-minded view of life or literary prowess. Usually implements trite similes and metaphors including, but not limited to: whiskey, galaxies, chaos, love, light, oceans, scars, kisses, etc. A typical "she-poem" is equivalent to one short stanza.
"Whoa, this she-poet has 500k followers! He must be amazing and get all the women."
"She-poets are a mockery to all that is literary and artistic. You fucking don't wanna be one."
"She-poets are a mockery to all that is literary and artistic. You fucking don't wanna be one."
she-poet by Poetryprincess1985 March 17, 2017
Pussy Poet
An individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a pussy explode by merely speaking to it.
Mick was so goddamn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left I heard her asking a janitor for a mop. He's a true pussy poet.
Pussy Poet by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016
Poetic Justice
When life hands someone their Karma in an elegant way, with witnesses and without any encouragement from victims or victors. It's the balancing of the scales of Justice in a way that would make a good story for others to learn from.
Poetic Justice by Flowerbaby April 16, 2019
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
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