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pootiful

adj. The quality of having attractive excrement due to an adorable pancreas. The last thing one may find alluring about a woman whose external beauty has become tiring.
Guy#1 - "I'm tired of that bitch. I mean she's hot and everything. I'm just tired of her."

Guy#2 - "Yeah but have you seen her shit? She's pootiful!"
by phase_coherent April 14, 2010
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pootiful

adjective for the term 'poo' used by Moawajunie Mei to express the cuteness of TOMORROW X TOGETHERS CHOI YEONJUN!
boiii black haired yeonjun is so pootiful😭😭❤️❤️
by yawnzzn August 13, 2024
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Pooticulate Matter

Pooticulate matter is the term for microscopic particles of poo. When you smell a fart, it is because these poo particles have traveled through the air and attached to your nose hairs. This pooticulate matter to nose hair contact is what alerts you to the fact that someone has farted in your vicinity. This is commonly known as the "air-past-poo" fart that is much more aggressive and offensive than it's silent but deadly cousin. Even more disturbing, Pooticulate Matter has been known to cause pink eye if unleashed, unfiltered, on a pillow.
Chance gagged after the pooticulate matter reached his nose. Immediately he wondered if Tad had sharted, since this was much worse than a normal fart.
by Chance Haynesington III July 22, 2009
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protiful

A cleverly awkward combination of "pretty", "hot" and "beautiful". No person you'll speak to will ever understand this without explanation, so be prepared for your dorky compliment to require a follow up paragraph.
A: "Hey, I think you're quite protiful. That's.. pretty, hot, and beautiful rolled all into one, because in my haste to make small talk and come across as smooth I thought it'd be better to combine the three instead of just blindly selecting one to use."
B: "...thanks."
by cactus2010 April 30, 2011
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Pootyful

An attractive person that excessively poots
Damn! Manda is the most Pootyful person in the world!
by Manda December 3, 2004
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Pooticulates

Noun. Any sort of human fecal, or poo, matter that comes into contact with a different person's face. Can often lead to Pink Eye and other medical issues.
Matthew had to go to the hospital for pinkeye because he got Kellee's pooticulates in his eye.
by K.Rem.Iso. March 28, 2017
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poofiful

1) absoloutely wonderful and beautiful due to the fact that it is perfect
2) a light pastel green colour, traditionally given as a gift on Poofiful day (a day set aside for celebrating poofiful-ness)
'avril is such a poofiful person'

'these lillies are amazingly poofiful'

'i'm going to paint my room poofiful'

'poofiful is such a poofiful colour'
by JoshJoshJosh April 8, 2007
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