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protiful 

A cleverly awkward combination of "pretty", "hot" and "beautiful". No person you'll speak to will ever understand this without explanation, so be prepared for your dorky compliment to require a follow up paragraph.
A: "Hey, I think you're quite protiful. That's.. pretty, hot, and beautiful rolled all into one, because in my haste to make small talk and come across as smooth I thought it'd be better to combine the three instead of just blindly selecting one to use."
B: "...thanks."
protiful by cactus2010 April 30, 2011
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pretiful 

You are pretiful
pretiful by Mailman11 January 3, 2014
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pootiful 

adj. The quality of having attractive excrement due to an adorable pancreas. The last thing one may find alluring about a woman whose external beauty has become tiring.
Guy#1 - "I'm tired of that bitch. I mean she's hot and everything. I'm just tired of her."

Guy#2 - "Yeah but have you seen her shit? She's pootiful!"
pootiful by phase_coherent April 14, 2010

Proutiful 

A made-up word with prout and beautiful used by mostly french women in their thirties to describe themselves and their friends, trying desperately to seem cool, young and edgy.
They also use the word prout as much as they can in their sentences.
My proutifriend is such a proutiful woman <3 prout <3 hon hon hon
Proutiful by Jon_snooze June 25, 2018

pootiful 

adjective for the term 'poo' used by Moawajunie Mei to express the cuteness of TOMORROW X TOGETHERS CHOI YEONJUN!
boiii black haired yeonjun is so pootiful😭😭❤️❤️
pootiful by yawnzzn August 13, 2024

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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