adj. The quality of having attractive excrement due to an adorable pancreas. The last thing one may find alluring about a woman whose external beauty has become tiring.
Guy#1 - "I'm tired of that bitch. I mean she's hot and everything. I'm just tired of her."
Guy#2 - "Yeah but have you seen her shit? She's pootiful!"
1) absoloutely wonderful and beautiful due to the fact that it is perfect 2) a light pastel green colour, traditionally given as a gift on Poofiful day (a day set aside for celebrating poofiful-ness)
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.