Pooterection 

A word to denote something a female, possessing a vulva or "pooter", finds sexually arousing. Similar to the use of female boner but better.

I totally got a pooterection watching a pole-dance video just now!

or

Hot firemen give me a full on pooterection.

Pooterection by fleur_de_peche March 11, 2012

Pooprection 

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!

Pooprection by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

poorection 

An erection resulting from built-up excrement pressing against the prostate.

"I'm gonna go drop a deuce before this wicked poorection gets out of hand."

poorection by digitallimit April 5, 2009

pootractions 

the very intense sudden cramping then disappearance of pain near the abdomen due to the very urgent need to release one's bowels. Similar to contractions from baby labor, however releasing poo instead of a newborn.

I have to shit soo bad, I'm having pootractions! Here comes another one!

pootractions by dont4geturjackiet June 10, 2010

Pokerection 

When a sick man looks at naked Pokemon and gets an erection.

Sick Bastard: Oh yeh, turn over Pikachu so I can see your ass. Yeh, yeh, I'm getting a Pokerection.

Pokerection by Skyboy September 23, 2005

pootection 

putting a paper towel in your ass-crack,so if you have a wet fart,you don't ruin your underwear

i had the runs,so i got me some "pootection"

pootection by the keepsake October 3, 2012

Powerection 

The feeling or emotion caused by a usually sudden increase in power or authority, manifested in the form of an erection.

I was finally promoted to assistant manager today! Being able to give orders and have people obey them gave me a raging powerection.

Powerection by The 79 Wurm October 24, 2011