Pooterection

A word to denote something a female, possessing a vulva or "pooter", finds sexually arousing. Similar to the use of female boner but better.

I totally got a pooterection watching a pole-dance video just now!

or

Hot firemen give me a full on pooterection.

by fleur_de_peche March 11, 2012

Pooprection

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!

by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

poorection

An erection resulting from built-up excrement pressing against the prostate.

"I'm gonna go drop a deuce before this wicked poorection gets out of hand."

by digitallimit April 5, 2009

pootractions

the very intense sudden cramping then disappearance of pain near the abdomen due to the very urgent need to release one's bowels. Similar to contractions from baby labor, however releasing poo instead of a newborn.

I have to shit soo bad, I'm having pootractions! Here comes another one!

by dont4geturjackiet June 10, 2010

Pokerection

When a sick man looks at naked Pokemon and gets an erection.

Sick Bastard: Oh yeh, turn over Pikachu so I can see your ass. Yeh, yeh, I'm getting a Pokerection.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

pootection

putting a paper towel in your ass-crack,so if you have a wet fart,you don't ruin your underwear

i had the runs,so i got me some "pootection"

by the keepsake October 3, 2012

Powerection

The feeling or emotion caused by a usually sudden increase in power or authority, manifested in the form of an erection.

I was finally promoted to assistant manager today! Being able to give orders and have people obey them gave me a raging powerection.

by The 79 Wurm October 24, 2011