poochewer

the opposite of a baller. (pronunciation: poosh-wear).

You are such poochewer, you masticate shit like it is your job.

by Ian Shalang February 26, 2009

poochew

The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.

Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.

by Mayben June 7, 2007