poochewer 

the opposite of a baller. (pronunciation: poosh-wear).

You are such poochewer, you masticate shit like it is your job.

poochewer by Ian Shalang February 26, 2009

poochew 

The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.

Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.

poochew by Mayben June 29, 2007

pooshower 

Taking a shower immediately after pooing.

"That's too long to be just washing his hands, David must be taking a pooshower."

"There's no toilet paper in here! Am I expected to take a pooshower after?"

pooshower by j_sz June 13, 2009

poocher

A nickname for a dog(canine).

The poocher wanted attention, so it panted and wagged its tail.

poocher by Joshua M. November 13, 2005

poocher pounder 

A male homosexual aka...flamer, butt pirate

Man, ya hear about that poocher pounder busted by 5-O in the park last night. He was in the middle of a toss salad when they pulled up.

poocher pounder by Fah Q All June 25, 2004

poocher

plan moocher; person who is only going to hang out with you when you have something fun to do

"Maggie is such a poocher! I feel like she's just using us to come to all our cool parties."

poocher by partygirl007 December 31, 2008

poocheeto 

the act of shoving cheeto's in a girls asshole during sex, cumming in her ass then later her shitting the cheeto's out and eating them

me and my babe experimented last night in wal mart and turns out she's a fan of poocheeto's, this was the best super bowl ever!

poocheeto by John and Joe are fucking awsum February 22, 2008