poochewer

the opposite of a baller. (pronunciation: poosh-wear).

You are such poochewer, you masticate shit like it is your job.

by Ian Shalang February 26, 2009

poochew

The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.

Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.

by Mayben June 29, 2007

pooshower

Taking a shower immediately after pooing.

"That's too long to be just washing his hands, David must be taking a pooshower."

"There's no toilet paper in here! Am I expected to take a pooshower after?"

by j_sz June 13, 2009

poocher

A nickname for a dog(canine).

The poocher wanted attention, so it panted and wagged its tail.

by Joshua M. November 13, 2005

poocher pounder

A male homosexual aka...flamer, butt pirate

Man, ya hear about that poocher pounder busted by 5-O in the park last night. He was in the middle of a toss salad when they pulled up.

by Fah Q All June 25, 2004

poocher

plan moocher; person who is only going to hang out with you when you have something fun to do

"Maggie is such a poocher! I feel like she's just using us to come to all our cool parties."

by partygirl007 December 31, 2008

poocheeto

the act of shoving cheeto's in a girls asshole during sex, cumming in her ass then later her shitting the cheeto's out and eating them

me and my babe experimented last night in wal mart and turns out she's a fan of poocheeto's, this was the best super bowl ever!

by John and Joe are fucking awsum February 22, 2008