Puppyitis 

When a dog, especially a puppy or small dog, uses your body as a pillow and causes you to not want to move.

I could not get up because I have puppyitis

Puppyitis by Measure76 August 8, 2017

Pussyitis 

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.

Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."

Pussyitis by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

Chronic Pussyitis 

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

Chronic Pussyitis by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

Puppytits 

One who rolls over easily,someone who is scared to use their authority in the face of blind ignorance! To roll over like a scared puppydog and show your tits!

Jesus Mark you told him to do that job ages ago,and when he told you to piss off you rolled over and showed him your puppytits!

Puppytits by Bunnyman64 January 20, 2009

pussyitis 

When one has the oppertunity to complete and chokes horribly with some stupid excuse. Especially with a pussyass blister.

Player one Now that James is hurt will Pinkle play fullback?
Player 2 No he went out with a blister.
Player 1 O he must have a case of pussyitis.

pussyitis by JC January 11, 2004

poopyitis 

A real bad case of the runs

Great I have Poopyitis

I have to go use the bathroom, I have Poopyitis

poopyitis by Conor Balsamo September 4, 2008

pussyitis 

when someone gets sand in their eye and goes to the ER

"Ben got sand in his eye while bodysurfing and went to the hospital in nantucket and got diagnosed with big ass case of pussyitis"

pussyitis by Eric (gay) June 4, 2005