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Lou Wahl tried to finger a girl and put it up the butt by accident
by asdljfadf April 23, 2004
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SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event in South Tampa. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....

The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.

Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!
Next Morning:

RAK: So man how was the night

Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!

RAK: WTF that's disgusting

Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol

RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
by SLUStreetRunner July 7, 2011
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Poopy Fingers

When you're fingering a girl and you give her the shocker, and it results in your finger(s) being covered in fecal matter.
"I just gave her the shocker and now I have poopy fingers."

Aw man, there's poopy fingers doing what he does best.
by RoyPamCassie October 6, 2010
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poofyfinger

Poofyfinger is a derogatory name given to anyone who plays games too much using a mouse. It is the next generation medical term, much like how Carpal Tunnel Syndrome became known in the past fifteen years.
"Johnny, you better stop playing those games, or else you'll develop a poofyfinger"

Doctor: I'm sorry Susan, it is absolutely necessary to amputate your poofyfinger

Patient: ok
by poofyfinger November 24, 2006
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Poopfingering

A term used for the act of logging on to another's email address or personal networking site (such as Facebook or MySpace) and either sending incriminating e-mails to others in his or her address book, or changing his or her settings, statuses, or information to something incriminating, or something the individual would not write.
Did you read Dylan's Facebook status about him liking men? I think someone's been poopfingering him.
by the jc creeper March 30, 2009
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poopfinger

When you have poop on your finger.
Man, I just shoved my pinky up my butt and now I have a poopfinger!
by Edward Richtofen May 9, 2012
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Poopy Fingers (The legend)

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event known as The Gasparilla Parade. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....
The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.
Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!

Next Morning:
Kev: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
Kev: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
Kev: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
Next Morning:
RAK: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
RAK: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
by SLUStreetRunner September 25, 2011
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