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The only academic society in the world known to have combined the power of both the Unicorn and the Stag.
Orr-ite: "Man, I sure do wish I was in Wahl"
Major-ite: "Yeah, they really know how to Wahl it up"
Wahl by Wahl-ite August 24, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
a terrible socom player who resorts to cb
omg wahl sux
wahl by Acid aka fat kidee August 31, 2003
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a girl who never has her own opinion. a complete moronic idiot with no life or personality
a wahl: i hate her
someone else: i like her
a wahl: i like her too!
wahl by babyeater October 3, 2004

Ball Wahl 

A Ball Wahl is a term used to describe what a male actually uses a Wahl beard trimmer for - to shave his balls. Contrary to the belief that the Wahl beard trimmer is used on the face, it is almost always used to shave hair in the public area.
Joe: Hey guys, I got a new Wahl trimmer in the mail! Can't wait to shave my face!
Sean: That's a Ball Wahl for your nuts you don't even have facial hair.
Joe: This is true.
Ball Wahl by Great Seany June 3, 2017

mooch-wahl 

Derived from the word "mutual." The word mooch-wahl refers to a person in a group of friends that does not fit in. Therefor a mutual agreement between the real friends occurs that the one said person does not fit in. They also are awkward and do not realize they are not like the group. That person would be referred to as a mooch-wahl. Friends always talk about others behind their backs in a group. If you are not observing this behavior you're probably the mooch-wahl.

Pronounced: Mooch "wall"
Enunciation: said like: bitch please
Person A: blah blah blah
Person B: blah blah blah
Person C: awkward statement (then leaves the room)
Person A: What a fuckin' mooch-wahl.
mooch-wahl by Phappy September 20, 2009

Corinne Wahl

A Goddess. One who exudes strength, courage, beauty, wisdom, and can maintain the absolute "party girl" attitude.
"That girl thinks she's cool, but she's no Corinne Wahl!"
Corinne Wahl by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Ian Wahl 

The very epitome of a crackhead that wants to be like Eren Yeager but cant because he's not a drip king.
That Ian Wahl. He won't ever be a drip king
Ian Wahl by Infurno July 26, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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