poopy hair

Excessively frowsy hair, especially when "poofy".

I'm glad I don't have poopy hair.

by Smitty Werben Man Jensen June 16, 2005

poody hair

a pubic hair

There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.

The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.

That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.

I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.

by NCKnobster February 23, 2011

Poosy hair

A females pubic hair

"That bitch had a lot of poosy hair"

by Tittyspanker47 February 2, 2017

cat poop hair

Used to refer to the horrible dreadlocks of white college kids. See also trustafarian.

Townie #1: Check out that guy with the cat poop hair!
Townie #2: Yeah, I betcha that trustafarian goes to Colorado College.

by Smickey September 8, 2006

poop hair

when a girl has hair that resembles human feces or has streaks that are the color of poop.

Marianna's poop hair looked like my massive shit in the toilet this morning.

by JCM Crew June 1, 2006

Poop hair

An expression used to describe someone with brown or brunette hair. Often used as an insult.

Look at her, she's not even pretty...she has poop hair!

by hahaha125 August 14, 2010

poophair

when someones ass hair is filled with poop

when I tried to eat him out he had poophair, ewww

by sufferingpoophairer March 23, 2021