Baron o' beefdip

A baron of great wealth who made his fortune by jewing people out of their hard earned platinum.

"That Baron o' beefdip really jewed me with this trade offer!"

by Tittyspanker47 November 03, 2016

Psy-cumming

The art of wanting to jack off, but are to lazy to actually do it so you use psychic powers to rub one out

"I am horny but don't feel like jacking it right now, oh well i Gusse ill just have to psy-cumming."

by Tittyspanker47 November 03, 2016

Coke hole

The hole in a coke bottle you drink from

"Someone ruined my soda bottle by toungeing my coke hole"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Assasian

An Asian bitch who's ass is as fat as a centaur.

"Dammmmm girl I'm likening that Assasian!"

by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017

Orgasm gauntlet

The orgasm gauntlet is a challenge of sexual activities between a man and a women in which the male has the survive the following gauntlet of sexually activities without busting a nut. Hand job, blow job, tit job, vaginal and finally sword fighting. If the male survives all the sexual acts for the set time decide by the male and female without jizzing he is then allowed to do the female anal, however if he fails the gauntlet he must give her anal.

"Yo I tried to do the Orgasm gauntlet the other day, i made it to the sword fight befor I lost and let me tell you I feel like my ass will never stop being sore"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.

"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

Pooldead virus

A hacking program made to take down internet. Once installed on a router it will take your internet down when you least expect it

"God dam it! We have the pooldead virus!"

by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017