poophair

when someones ass hair is filled with poop

when I tried to eat him out he had poophair, ewww

by sufferingpoophairer March 23, 2021

cat poop hair

Used to refer to the horrible dreadlocks of white college kids. See also trustafarian.

Townie #1: Check out that guy with the cat poop hair!
Townie #2: Yeah, I betcha that trustafarian goes to Colorado College.

by Smickey September 8, 2006

poop hair

when a girl has hair that resembles human feces or has streaks that are the color of poop.

Marianna's poop hair looked like my massive shit in the toilet this morning.

by JCM Crew June 1, 2006

Poop hair

An expression used to describe someone with brown or brunette hair. Often used as an insult.

Look at her, she's not even pretty...she has poop hair!

by hahaha125 August 14, 2010

poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

by CigBock556 February 8, 2020