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pooptube 

The area where you sheizen out of in place of a anal substitute.
keep your finger out of my pooptube.
pooptube by Mike May 13, 2005
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In the age of internet phenomena few sites can boast the same popularity of pootube, the unique and inventive website that allows visitors to surf through user generated video content featuring largely poo and its related activities.
Wow the guys down at the office will love this video I found on pootube last night, it really pushes back the boundaries of perception
pootube by Planet gib October 22, 2007
When your sitting on the toilet taking a poo while watching YouTube
my favortive afterschool activity is to pootube!
Pootube by Anonymous 3054 June 29, 2017

poop tube 

The tube like section of the body in which fecal matter exits. Your anus.
I just let my entire dinner slide out my poop tube.
poop tube by K-rizzle November 16, 2004

Poontube 

1) Instrument used as an aid to oral sex

2) Reference to the inside of a womans vagina.
1) After a hard night out and unable to get mr happy Happy, Bill turned to the poontube


2) I was so far up her poontube I punched a hole in here cervix. See cervix boxing
Poontube by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

Poop Tube 

A poop tube is when you put your hand in a tube like shape and put it over someone's mouth and take a big meaty shit and stuff it in their mouth with one finger.
Last night my girlfriend was begging for the poop tube.
Poop Tube by Lady fuck February 28, 2009

Poop tube 

A sexual device created by Bill Cosby in 1975. The tube is to be lubed up then inserted inside both partners anuses. One partner then leans him or herself on something and proceeds to shit in the other persons ass when the shit goes down the tube. The partner who recieved the shit then gets on top of there partner and shits there partners shit on their own chest, face, or mouth. The device has remained popular in scat porn circles and an electric poop tube is forthcoming.
I was watching Bill Cosbys porn series "Back
Door Fuglies" last night and I noticed that his infamous poop tube was featured extensively. It was awesome some guy ate his own shit that his partner pooped in his mouth, it was tasty. I Loved it so much that I Went out and bought the stretchable poop tube and I ate my own shit.
Poop tube by Mcfarthuntd19 February 9, 2010
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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