pooptaste 

Somebody who gives the impression, through their actions or words, of being a taster of poop as a result of their douchebag-like behavior.

Dude#1: We can't do that! We have to go to class!
Dude#2: You're such a pooptaste!

pooptaste by VinnyPSU July 25, 2006

poopsteve420 

Someone who trades their dignity for views on Youtube.

Did Poopsteve420 really just post a video of him shitting upside down with no clothes on?
Yep he did...

poopsteve420 by dankstorm August 1, 2014

Poopsterprocrasturbation 

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

Poopsterprocrasturbation by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poopjasterblevomulate 

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.

man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

poopjasterblevomulate by brokeback matt July 7, 2010

pooptote 

An inconsiderate bow legged freak who tries to kiss you and has a flute jammed down his throat.

On the first day of school i went to my first period P.E., i assumed it would br fine i liked my teacher and had some friends in it. Then i noticed this kid gawking at me,a nd after class i went to my locker and started changing, while my pants were off he tried to kiss me. pooptote.

pooptote by TheProcrastinaters January 23, 2011

Pooptart 

A Pop-Tart with a lesser amount of icing or sprinkles than usual

Me: *opens up a couple of Pop-Tarts*
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART

Pooptart by Mitch Mine Shafter July 16, 2020

Pootastic 

Something that is fantastically shitty

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'

Pootastic by propart June 8, 2009