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poopstabate 

this word was found in a Nietzsche text lost deep down in John Denver's raised ranch in jersey. It was found to mean a act of jacking off your shit. no, i dont mean sticking it up your holes again and again, i mean actual jacking off your logs.

comes from greek word,
poopstapolus batum, meaning the city where napolean first jacked off his logs. the next day he beat the french in a war., and so the act of poopstabation continued.
i love to poopstabate after i orgasm humanly.
poopstabate by John really brown December 22, 2004
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postabate 

to like your own post on social networking sites such as Facebook. Sometimes people feel bad when their posts are not liked by any of their friends on facebook. hence they start liking their own posts. and his is how postabation works ... just like masturbation works for boys.
Hey no one likes my post on FB... i should postabate ....
postabate by Rashi Sharma July 15, 2011

poopsturbate

The act of manually achieving orgasm shortly after a successful bowel movement.
I always poopsturbate once a day, usually after my classes.
poopsturbate by Chuck Wagon January 5, 2009

poopsturbate

Killing two birds with one stone
Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
poopsturbate by papa moyer February 28, 2011

poopsterbate 

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.
I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.
poopsterbate by ShawnB April 30, 2005

poopstabber

A gay guy who fucks other guys in the ass
Leonard Howard you are such a poopstabber stop doing Tony Falls up the ass while he's in an EBA thong.
poopstabber by andrew gallup December 28, 2005

do you like to poopsterbate bby? 

Asking, presumably a female, someone whether or not they enjoy masturbating whilst simultaneously pooping.