Poopstipated

When you want to take a dump but cannot - usually after a long night of partying and dehydration.

A better way to say "I cannot take a dump" among friends - inciting laughter instead of disgust.

"Been sitting on the can for an hour but nothing - I am poopstipated big time."

by rjayh May 28, 2007

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

Ponstipated

Constipation but you can’t pee

Ahh dude I am so ponstipated I can’t even pee

by Word man to the rescue November 16, 2019