poopsmith
n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery
poopsmith by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004
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Poopsmith
One who defecates or otherwise spreads their feces on the floor, walls, inside elevators and other locations as a maliscious act of vandalism.
Accompanying behavior would include flushing objects down toilet or urinals in the effort to cause damage.
Accompanying behavior would include flushing objects down toilet or urinals in the effort to cause damage.
We learned our vandal, a Poopsmith, had struck again once we entered into the Gentlemen's room to be assaulted by the foul stench of the excreta smeared upon the walls.
Poopsmith by Anonymous CoWorker October 27, 2006
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poopsmith
One who is a master of the butt sexing. One "smith" is well-know for his mastery of his tool. Thus, one who is splendid at the butt sex may be deemed a "smith" of "poop".
The term also refers to the butt sex man's ability to extrude lots of "poop" from his partners cornhole, almost as if it where his job to shove his cock up some dude's ass cus its "cool" or something
The term also refers to the butt sex man's ability to extrude lots of "poop" from his partners cornhole, almost as if it where his job to shove his cock up some dude's ass cus its "cool" or something
Poopsmith
the poopsmith
the poopsmith by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003
the poopsmith
<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.
<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.
<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!
the poopsmith by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003
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