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Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.
The poopsicle inflicted massive damage and the hobo was able to escape into the night.
poopsicle by HoboShank March 18, 2012

neopolitan popsickle 

when man is partaking in vaginal intercourse with a female while she is on her menstral cycle, right before the man achieves an orgasm he pulls out of the vagina and places the blood covered penis in side the females rectum, once achieving an orgasm in the rectum, he then pulls his penis out of the rectum and places it in the females mouth. (sickest sex act known to man)
"while Cindy was on the rag Bill gave her a Neopolitan popsickle
It's so cold outside my labradoodle just made a poopsicle.
poopsicle by palmie g January 23, 2013
If you live up North, where it snows a lot, this is what becomes of what your dog leaves in your yard during the wintertime.
The kids had to be careful making their snowman, so that it would not incorporate any poopsicles.
poopsicle by Kalisiin January 16, 2011

poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.
Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.
poopsticles by nivri December 10, 2008
A poop that literally freezes half way out the hole, so you have to use either your hands to pull it out, or even use an ice pick to break the ice stuck in your ass.
You know it's time to turn on the heat when you get a poopsicle.