popsickled

when skateboarding your skateboard gos vertical and you land on it really hard with your nuts

dude! daniel got popsickled

by philip miller111 July 11, 2008

popsickled

To use a frozen phallic shaped object, often fruit or fudge flavored, in a manner which would get a girl off. First be sure to unwrap. Second move quickly, these things melt! Third don't wait around get to the good stuff and then move on, you don't want it melting. Fourth I think I should have mentioned this first but since I forgot, be sure your partner is cool with having a sugary treat in her special area. Fifth(optional) eat up man or throw the thing out the car window!
Alternative Definition: to be in a situation that would be similar to screwing up the above; getting into a pickle

Brian totally popsickled that one girl then ate it later.
Man, you're totally popsickled, how could you leave your under's at your bosses girlfriend's house and expect to get away with it.
Jimmy-dave was so popsickled and he knew it the second he woke up; as he opened his door the strategically placed 35 bags of popcorn fell on his head.

by fotodevoto August 12, 2004

popsickle

Reality: A frozen, fruit flavored treat.
UrbanDictionary.com definition: Penis.

I'm no popsickle licker. And thats no gay uphamism... Or is it? No, its not.

Sick freak.

by Zach G. November 16, 2003

popsickle

When one (or more) of a man's testicles unintentionally pops out due to a tear in the pants.

The man wondered why everyone in the room looked strangely intimidated - then he smiled as he looked down and discovered he had a popsickle and gently tucked the hairy monster away.

by danclay February 04, 2008

Popsickle

A woman or a man that is a pop off , a Pop, a one night stand. A jump off! Easily to have sexually.

I’m looking for a popsickle!

by XIT19 February 17, 2021

neopolitan popsickle

when man is partaking in vaginal intercourse with a female while she is on her menstral cycle, right before the man achieves an orgasm he pulls out of the vagina and places the blood covered penis in side the females rectum, once achieving an orgasm in the rectum, he then pulls his penis out of the rectum and places it in the females mouth. (sickest sex act known to man)

"while Cindy was on the rag Bill gave her a Neopolitan popsickle

by created by Ty Chambers November 27, 2007

Adult Popsickle

1) A standard popsickle dipped into a glass of hard liquor.

2) Cock.

1) You can't handle this adult popsickle!

2) You can't handle this adult popsickle!

by The Popsickle Man June 17, 2009