Definitions by djchrissy

cbbc channel 

CBBC Channel - Childrens television channel on satellite and cable television in england. from the BBC.

The chav equivelant of a babysitter or child minder

Chav Parents: "Lets go out nick a car, get drunk, take drugs and leave the kids infront of the CBBC Channel" - we would like to be able to afford cartoon network, disney and nickelodeon but cant.

cbbc channel by djchrissy August 20, 2004

sky digital

britains subscription satellite tv service. Usually shortened to "sky".

over 7 million subscribers. Basically, this is the centre of every chav home, it would be incomplete without it.

This is the prime source of entertainment for a chav family whilst they let there dole money save up so they can buy another new tv from cash converters and a karaoke machine to shut little jimmy up.

"I am watching the simpsons on Sky"

"Whats on sky tonight dear?"

"I live in a tower block, have very little money and dont bother to feed my kids properly but i am happy to be robbed of £40 a month sky subscription"

sky digital by djchrissy August 20, 2004

pooporn 

***Warning - This is discguising***

Slang for Pornography where the participants use human "poo". Usually ingested fresh from the rectum.

Slang by melissa =p

"Please poo in my mouth, i find it such a turn on, oooh oooh - what the fuck have you been eating??"
"oh lumpy theres a bit of sweetcorn"

pooporn by djchrissy August 20, 2004

chavvytastic

a descriptor for something which is considered a chav trait or lifestyle or something that a chav might use/do/eat/listen to/etc. , branched from "chav" see: Chav

Eminem, How chavvytastic

look i got the latest gold chain from argos, how chavvytastic

ooh look a kebab, my staple diet, how chavvytastic

chavvytastic by djchrissy August 19, 2004

lidl 

A good shop to buy satellite equipment from.

Lidl have good offers on FTA Receivers and satellite dishes sometimes.

lidl by djchrissy August 19, 2004

cinema handjob

the act of giving one a handjob in a cinema - usually on the back row to avoid being seen. Some find this exciting and fun as it is in a public place. See handjob

"My girlfriend gave me a handjob when we were watching harry potter 3 in the cinema yesterday"

cinema handjob by djchrissy August 19, 2004

huck up 

Welsh Slang. Rough cross between "shut up" and "fuck".

Kids Scream
Parents: Huck Up!

huck up by djchrissy August 19, 2004